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Antigone review

hamsterfur:

Chris Eccleston’s Antigone had its second preview last night. I was lucky enough to get front row seats.

SPOILERS (yes spoilers for a millennial-old play. Some might not want to know production details)



It’s a dark and claustrophobic updating of the classic play. Set in the 1980s and with all but one scene located inside an open-plan office, bad polyester suits and clunky early-80s technology rule. Initially I thought the set looked Soviet, and the programme has pictures of German bunkers, but the clothes, hairstyles and technology are more 80s American. The text is very clear and uses a modern English translation.

Despite the title it is Creon’s play, not Antigone’s. I have seen productions that focused more on Antigone’s journey, this is not one of them. Apart from the first scene Creon is rarely off stage, retreating to a smoke-glass walled inner office at the back of the stage between scenes. In a bleak cold opening single-minded Antigone, blank against a blank wall, shares with her sister her uncle and future father-in-law King Creon’s ruling that their deceased brother’s body should be left to rot as penance for his treason. The set swivels to reveal Creon in his dingy cluttered office announcing this ruling, ignoring the unease of his secretaries and political advisers (making up the traditional Chorus) at him defying tradition and religious death observances. Creon here is a modern day politician, all rolled up shirtsleeves and buckling down to paperwork, trying to control a rowdy populace but unable to hide his growing madness and ego. Almost immediately he learns his ruling has been broken and demands blood. Obsessed with civil disobedience and order more than justice or humans, he is almost an Orwellian character, pacing, barking, and sweat-stained.  Antigone is caught returning to the grave she made, proud to be guilty, not defiant so much as filled with dead souled moral certainty.

Three people visit him to try to sway his mind, like Christmas ghosts. First his posh and pink cheeked young son, who begs for his beloved’s life not by appealing to emotion but by pointing out she has already become a martyred heroine in Thebes. They spar verbally for what is probably the first time he has ever stood up to his father, until Creon wrestles him to the crowd and physically sits on top of him. It would be funny if they weren’t so deadly serious. It is both a politician taking down a rival and an aging father reminding his growing son that he is still the Alpha male. Perhaps not for very long, but for now.
Second Antigone, terrified now and crying, pleading over her miserable life and imminent death. Yet with a certain stoicism as she refuses to either resist or admit fault as she’s body searched, cuffed and taken away to be walled up alive.
Third the prophet Tiresias, who warns Creon that the Gods will destroy him and kill his son if he continues to offend them by leaving a dead man unburied. Creon ever the politician puts on a cynical front and attacks the seer, sneering about buying his predictions being a political game. Unfortunately this scene was hampered by some truly terrible fake burns makeup which looked exactly like Tiresias has noodles superglued to his head. In the original text Creon about-faces as soon as Tiresias leaves, but here the turning point is a technological attack as tape recorders, fax machines, and wire services go into meltdown and start churning out stories of Antigone’s sacrifice and heroism. As the machines overload and go to blackout Creon begs for advice. This scene is brilliantly played as CE maintains his rigid bearing and manner and keeps his collapse entirely internal. He sends people to rescue Antigone and retrieve her brother’s body for proper burial but it is too late, his son and Antigone have both killed themselves. While he is gone his never-seen wife appears, overhears some men in the office talking about her son’s death and also kills herself. Creon is broken, covered in blood. The set swivels again bringing the production literally full circle as Creon now is cast out into the wilderness. The blankness of the city wall goes from being Antigone’s refuge where she can talk openly against Creon, to Creon’s tomb. He still breathes but no longer lives having lost his whole life.

It is claustrophobic, not dystopian as much as depressing. The set feels nicotine-stained even if it’s not and is littered with broken lamps. The chorus/advisers do odd things like stack coloured folders in repetitive patterns, and examine strange dead animals in jars. It is not an easy watch. It is not a play that panders or seeks to be mainstream. It is not a play that cares if you are entertained, as long as you are challenged. Having said that it is an unexpectedly funny play. Chris infuses his character with a lot of cynical dry Northern humour (both he and Jodie Whittaker use their own Northern accents, whi h no one else has, and the characters share a plain speaking attitude. I wonder if this is intentional and done to draw a comparison between them.) The sheer effort CE puts in is exhausting to watch. He isn’t the showman that David Tennant is - he doesn’t play to the crowds, but he is 100% committed in every cell of his body for every second of the play.

Can’t wait to see it,it sounds brilliant! Thanks for the review!

norhythmthatsme:

My babies!
*gets misty-eyed from all the posters*
Also, I shipped Nicky with Geordie, not Mary.

Ooh, I shipped both. The three of them could have lived happily ever after together. ;)

norhythmthatsme:

My babies!

*gets misty-eyed from all the posters*

Also, I shipped Nicky with Geordie, not Mary.

Ooh, I shipped both. The three of them could have lived happily ever after together. ;)

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neptunienne:

jimmyjazzbat:

my favorite character in all of forever and eternity

This. Claude forever! He made me fall in love with Christopher Eccleston.


Claude forever! I too discovered Chris because of him.

neptunienne:

jimmyjazzbat:

my favorite character in all of forever and eternity

This. Claude forever! He made me fall in love with Christopher Eccleston.

Claude forever! I too discovered Chris because of him.

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May 27

dref22:

HRG is devastated because his ex-boyfriend found a younger friend…

Well he shouldn’t have shot him if he wanted to keep him. ;-p

dref22:

HRG is devastated because his ex-boyfriend found a younger friend…

Well he shouldn’t have shot him if he wanted to keep him. ;-p

May 24

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